It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Didn’t it start in Miami? Even if it ever makes it out of there, it won’t get past northern Florida. In Florida, the further north you go, the more South it gets.
(via ohgodwiththeponies)
>pour heart and soul into spoof of “Summit” about switching keyboard keys around
>public ignores wit
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Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”
Vermin Supreme 2012
(via moveslikerogers)
$57
I’m getting closer, Rae…
$50.50
humm
$14.50
can you guys tell I live an exciting life
I have like
over $140
just from #7
$62
$4.50
This doesn’t bode well for the street art hobby I wanted to start.
(Source: greentacosandham)
Posts with dozens of captions that say things like “omg” and “i can’t” are the Tumblr equivalent of emails whose subject lines say “FW:” multiple times.
i was using my brothers computer and thought this might be a nice surprise for him to come back to
A Mac keyboard with the keys switched arooooouuuuund
Trying to find a key that’s hard to be found
If you fucked up my keys, give Best Buy a caaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaall
You owe me a keyboard, after AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
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“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?